March 3, 2006
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Just a quick update: things are fine. Can’t wait to go home today! I also just wanted to show you how amazing my brother can be. Here is a bit of wisdom he gave his girlfriend, who is super excited about moving on to college:
“oh college piss piss….you only gona be like20 min away from home, that aint college…look at me. see where a 20min edication gets you? I get more driving XP then real stuff. course you gona live on campus……..but the point is this. high school is like poop, sometimes you have to work at it but some times you dont, and some times, before you know it, its all over with and you wipe off the left overs and move on. butt college is different poop. its one you have to sit there and think about before you act, do you really have to do it or is it just bad gas? butt you do it anyway cause the majority of the people do it to. this time it takes forever and sometimes it hurts. butt in the end, after you regain your composure, you feel so much better and then you continue on with life. welcome to the real world.”
Sometimes, bro, you are a very wise man.
Nothing like starting the day off by splitting your gut with laughter. Ah, yes.
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It is quite clever, yet true. It cracks me up to no end. I guess I would have went with a different analogy myself, but that one really works.Well, I’ll see you tonight for part one of the BSG season finale. Can’t wait! Have a great day!
:: slaps forehead and rolls eyes ::
Unfortunately, that’s probably the most profound thing I’ll hear all day.
I love how he is talking about farts and poop, and then he spells the word “but” like “butt” lol
Oh my! Sounds like your brother would get along with mine!! :p
haha! Nice
I miss hanging out with you and your Brother.
Update, you mad fool! While you still have fast Internet!
When are your interviews with the Jesuits? I thought they started soon, and you’d be gone on March 16. The invite would go to you to attend, of course, if you aren’t busy. I’ve just used Facebook to invite my Wartburg friends, since they all use it. The plan is on March 16 around 6 p.m. to head to a restaraunt like Texas Roadhouse or Applebee’s in Cedar Falls to celebrate it. So far, I’ve only got one confirmed guest (A.J.) but that will likely change around Sunday/Monday when we’re all back at the ‘burg. I’ll keep you posted if you’re going to be in the area. I forgot as well that I get a paycheck the day before my b-day, so I probably will not be in dire financial straits myself. Have a great week and talk at you later!